Have you ever wondered ... a little bit of fun for the weekend!

 

Why the sun lightens our hair,

but darkens our skin?

 

Why women can't put on mascara

with their mouth closed?

 

Why you don't ever see the headline:

'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

 

Why 'abbreviated' is such a long word?

 

Why Doctors call what they do 'practice'?

 

Why you have to click on 'Start'

to stop Windows 98?

 

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

 

Why the man who invests all your money is called a 'Broker'?

 

Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food?

 

Who tastes dog food when it has a

'new & improved' flavour?

 

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

 

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

 

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?

 

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

 

Why they are called apartments when

they are all stuck together?

 

If con is the opposite of pro,

is Congress the opposite of progress?

 

 

Why they call the airport 'the terminal'

if flying is so safe?

 

I thought this was fun, but it doesn't keep me up at night!

Comments

[Sarah]

Hi Vickie,
What a great post, very funny & very true!!!
Sarah xxx

[Judy]

First of all, I love your header picture!! So beautiful!! Are they blooming near your home? As for the questions that you posted...I must admit that I did not think of some of those before I read them. Quite interesting, especially the one about why Moses did not swat the two mosquitos?? Once again, I enjoyed my visit.